Taiyo Johnson (太陽 ジョンソン)

So Google put a new face on Google Translate and made it live. And today silly people like me everywhere are giving G plenty of linkjuice linking back to the article.

Aesthetically it is an appealing change. How much else changed I don’t know because I am more excited that there is something new than un-lazy (it must be a word in some language) enough to actually research before posting here.

I am interested to see if any of this will help me with improving my Chinese (I am learning Chinese now)

Looks like they have sync’d Google translate with some of their other products (ex:gmail) in a way that will increase productivity. Nice.

And there is now “translated search” which for some reason I seem to remember already existing… ?
(That might be because I am a Japan web nerd and for years have been using online dictionaries and tools -- Rikai -- that give dropdown box translation of page words on-the-fly. )

Anyhoo, it looks good. Nice job G.

“But just how does Google create these nifty translations,” you ask?
What the video.
it’s Robots.

Automated computer algorithms. Hmmm.
I could almost go for that up until the point where they say about grammatical rules “Instead of teaching the computer the rules, we let the computers figure out the rules for themselves.”
They try to justify this statement by saying that the computers analyse a billion pages of documents that have already been translated into multiple languages by human translator and the computer looks for similarities between the texts…
Wait a minute. So you are saying that you feed the computer a bunch of documents and let it GUESS what the equivalent words and phrases are across the documents.
Some non-technical people don’t understand why automated translations can sometime come out so off the mark.

But after hearing this, now I cannot believe that Google’s translations are not twice as bad as they are.
Mechanically generated literal translations are not likely to catch the nuances and complex phraseology of living languages. And, being that these languages are indeed LIVING, they will be constantly changing and forever dependant on context.

A very interesting video.
And I like how when they mention the trouble they have with grammar in translation they display a Japanese and English flag.
Yeah, Japanese and English grammar are about as opposite as the poles. There are many words in Japanese that have absolutely no [set] English translation and can only be understood by a longer explanation of the context. For instance, “Natsukashii” (なつかしい) is a Japanese adjective that is often used by itself as an interjection when someone is reminded by something of some other thing from their past that they were fond of. The closest thing conceptually to this in English would be the interjection “Isn’t this nostalgic?!” which I have never heard anyone say.
By itself Google translates natsukashii as “miss,” (as in “to miss” something). Somethings will always be lost in translation…

My advice: be aware of the limitations. use sparingly. only translate small sentences at a time.

It was too funny not to post.

an oldie but a goodie.

Yes, it has become this bad…

(a post in craigslist Miami, under computer gigs)

Actually why not work at wal-mart? Can you believe the nerve of these people offering sub-standard pay for technical gigs? If you don’t value our services, don’t come to us just do it yourself. I’m not going to build you a custom CRM site for 70 bucks. I’m not going to develop a custom php/mysql database for you for $10.00 an hour. I’m not going to give you free copies of Windows 7 and I’m certainly not hungry enough sell my soul dirt cheap.

You people offering sub-standard rates and wanting the world should be ashamed of yourselves. If your business is failing so badly that you have to try and force people to work for peanuts then think about changing your business model.

To those of you looking for work, don’t pay much attention to the “computer gig” postings…there’s a reason people post here versus the web design jobs section, to post a computer gig is free and they can’t afford to pay you anyway. Also, don’t belittle yourselves by working for 50% less than what you should. I know times are tough for some but if you’re going to work for $10 an hour just apply at Publix or Walmart and save your dignity.

Wow. Business owners not offering adequate pay for technical work is a disgusting shame. The point about the gig listings not being of the same caliber as job listings is well noted. But I have had my own, very bitter, experiences with the jobs I have had from the job listings section and can assure you that they are not much better.

It is a bear of a job opportunity market out there.

They used to say, “Don’t quit your day job”

My advice these days is, “Don’t quit your side projects!”

It has been my side projects that have given me the best experience and will someday soon hopefully allow me to leave the world of day jobs all together.

I am looking for something part-time.

Craigslist has two sections of interest :

internet engineer section (http://miami.craigslist.org/eng/)
and
web / info design
(http://miami.craigslist.org/web/)

elance.com
scriptlance.com
guru.com
sitepoint.com
http://jobs.wordpress.net/

craigslist.com

Ok. So I was making a spreadsheet one day on Google Docs and it needed to have 31 columns (for 31 days) but annoyingly Google’s spreadsheet stops at column “T.”

Right clicking on that column brings up a box that offers the option to insert 1 column (either to the left or right). That is fine if you only need a few columns but what if you want to add many columns quickly?!!

So I googled the problem (ahh Google, the cause of and answer to all a web workers problems…) but surprisingly found nothing. I also (as far as I can remember) checked in the help documentation and found nothing there either.

Thus I grinned and bared inserting my few columns one by one.

A few days later, back in Google Docs, I happened to be selecting multiple columns at the same time and then when I right clicked on the last column it said “insert 5…” (see pic below)

Aaaa ha!

And so, Tori learnt that to insert multiple columns simultaneously in Google Docs spreadsheets he just had believe and select multiple columns before right clicking. He went on todo beautiful work with Google Documents and his love for the program grew and grew. In time others came around to the usefulness of the program too and they all lived happily ever after

Reads “Do you want to move or copy files from this zone? ‘yes’ ‘no’ ”

hmmmm…

Found this today.

100 essential geek skills.

I will be posting how I measure up soon